Shake your groove thing!

Yesterday was my Great Granddaughters tenth birthday! She had a big party, Ive never had a party like that in my life. Her mom called to tell me it was her birthday and to bring her a present (people these days). I got her a candle. A used candle. You don't mess with the Granny!
Once I showed up, everyone left, with a scared look on there faces. More cake for me! After the birthday girl saw me she ran into her room. So, after I eat the cake, I went to find her and get these pictures.



Me and the Birthday girl


My Disco Outfit

These boots are made for walking

Turns out I don't need a job, Bobs job is so easy he can do it in his sleep. So to celebrate me not needing a job I went out and bought these.They were only 10$ each! It feels so good not to worry about price anymore. Now I can walk down the street and feel like a Super Model!

House payment

I finally got my house payment in the mail, today and I realized I didn't have enough money. After Bob got fired cause he slept on the job, things have been slow. I realized I need to get a job. I sent in an application to Jamba Juice, Sally's Salon, Water-n-ice, and McDonalds. CROSS YOUR FINGERS!! I hope I get one of the jobs!

Here are some of the application questions I had to answer:

Age:Unknown and none of your business.
My favorite color is: orange
My favorite food is: corn dogs
My favorite candy is: Candy is bad for your teeth, the question should be - Do you like Dentists? NO I do not!
My favorite grandchild is: They are all stinky! I could never choose.
My favorite animal is: I don't like cats
If a customer were mean would you spit in there food? Yes
Why do you want to work here? I need money!
What are your job experiences?I worked at Macy's for a week, I worked at a mail room for three years till I got married.
References? Crayola 555-8146 "daughter" Bob 555-6394 "Husband" (good luck)
Ken 555-3601 "son"

Road Trip

Crayola called and told me all my kids were going on a cruise to Hawaii! I was not invited! I had to babysit all the grandchildren. I rented an RV. The grandchildren all came. We drove to the most amazing campsite ever! They did not appreciate it. I came up with games for them to play, but they still hated it. I ask myself everyday, "Am I a bad Granny?" The answer is NO!!!! They're bad grandchildren!! But I love 'em! So finally I decided to take them all home. That's when they cheered. I took them back to my house and became the fun granny by buying pizzas.

See ya!