House payment

I finally got my house payment in the mail, today and I realized I didn't have enough money. After Bob got fired cause he slept on the job, things have been slow. I realized I need to get a job. I sent in an application to Jamba Juice, Sally's Salon, Water-n-ice, and McDonalds. CROSS YOUR FINGERS!! I hope I get one of the jobs!

Here are some of the application questions I had to answer:

Age:Unknown and none of your business.
My favorite color is: orange
My favorite food is: corn dogs
My favorite candy is: Candy is bad for your teeth, the question should be - Do you like Dentists? NO I do not!
My favorite grandchild is: They are all stinky! I could never choose.
My favorite animal is: I don't like cats
If a customer were mean would you spit in there food? Yes
Why do you want to work here? I need money!
What are your job experiences?I worked at Macy's for a week, I worked at a mail room for three years till I got married.
References? Crayola 555-8146 "daughter" Bob 555-6394 "Husband" (good luck)
Ken 555-3601 "son"